In Sweden it is illegal to use the services of a prostitute. Prostitution is legal though.

# Post 10 P.M. do not flush the toilet. It is illegal to do so in Switzerland.

# Do not leave your house without your underwear, if your house is in Thailand. It is not legal.

# You will die an illegal death, if you die in the House of Parliament in England.

# While still in England be careful with a stamp that bears the image of the Queen. Placing it upside down is a punishable offense.

# You cannot name a pig Napoleon in France.

# It is not legitimate for men to make love to male animals in Lebanon. Female animals are allowed!

# Avoid chewing gum in Singapore. Doing this is illegal.

# In Milan, unless for funeral or in hospital, if you do not have a smile on your face in public, you would be fined $100.

In Alaska it is illegal...

# For moose to indulge in mating behavior on city streets.

# To wake up a bear and get some snaps of it. You can hunt it though.

# To whisper in a person's ear if he is moose hunting!

# For a kangaroo to pay a visit to a barber shop at any time.

# To tie one's pet dog to his/her car's roof.

# To treat a moose with alcohol.

# To roam the city while carrying bows and arrows.

# For a drunk to be allowed to comb his hair in a bar.

# To throw grenades on the street!

# To put your dog in the back of your truck.

In California it is illegal...

# For any kind of animal to do "it" within a range of 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

# To use a used underwear to wipe off cars.

# To ride a bicycle in a swimming pool!

# For anyone to wear cowboy boots unless he/she owns at least 2 cows.

# For women to wear high heels while in the city limits.

# To provide act or receive the favor of oral sex.

# To serenade a woman without a license.

# To cry while standing in the witness box in Los Angeles courts.

# To keep a child from playing in puddles of water.

# To serve alcoholic beverages to a gay person.

In Ohio it is illegal...

# To get a fish drunk.

# To kill a housefly without a license, if one is within a range of 160 feet of a church.

# To breast feed in public.

# For cars to scare horses.

# To take mice into captivity without a hunting license.

# To lean against a public building! If done, then fine is levied.

# To sell cornflakes on Sunday.

# To run out of gas.

# For women to make a public appearance without shaving her face and legs.

# To toss a snake at someone. You can shake the creature at someone though!

In Oklahoma it is illegal...

# To molest an automobile.

# For dogs without a license, to congregate in groups of three or more, on private property.

# For anyone taking a bite out of hamburger of someone else.

# To prolong a kiss for more than three minutes.

# To indulge in pre-marital sex.

# For anyone to make "ugly faces" at dogs. He/she may be fined and/or jailed.

# For woman to indulge in a gambling game while only wearing lingerie, towel or when nude.

# To go for whale watching.

# To keep or put any hypnotized person in a display window.

In USA it is illegal...

# To indulge in sexual activity with Satan, without using a condom.
# To make love on the wedding day, if the couple is hunting or fishing.
# To make love with a live fish.
# To make love with the lights on.
# For a man to kiss a sleeping woman.
# To mistreat rats.
# To give false weather reports.
# For unmarried woman to parachute on Sundays.
# To imitate an animal.
# To shower naked, in Florida.
# To indulge in any other sexual positions except the missionary one.